Stinky forest,
flowers ugh !
crazy elves want flowers and leafy trees,
we fight and then leave,
let them think,
they have won this land,
if we not Orcs,
would have gladly,
let them have,
the forests,
and its birds,
flowers, streams,
and quiet !
We come back,
from time to time,
fight elves,
make them think we want woods back !
But we not want nice trees,
want thistles and brambles !
Better to let Elves,
think they have won the forest,
than to let them think,
we want not the trees !
Darn pesky nice woods,
Bah !